ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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