I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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