talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have fence marks all over my body
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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