ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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