Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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