where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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