Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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