better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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