it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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