Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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