We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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