god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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