are you still at the devil's house?
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Randomize
