doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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