He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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