she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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