i barfeds in our rink
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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