i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
And then he peed in my hair
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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