I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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