normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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