is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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