Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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