Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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