You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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