I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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