I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
handjob tips. give me some.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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