Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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