so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
whose parrot is this?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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