I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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