real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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