He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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