i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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