Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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