i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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