i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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