But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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