singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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