your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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