I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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