Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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