I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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