i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
she woke up with a sticky ear
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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