Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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