so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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