I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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