I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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