I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Randomize
