Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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