have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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