I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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